Re: one more chance.

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 7:35 am

Pero el Shane del cómic era una mierdita y no me dio pena cuando Carl lo mató.

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 8:31 am

my friend was cold so i told her to stand in a corner

corners are 90 degrees

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 8:35 am

does the 'science side of tumblr' actually exist???

science side of tumblr what do you think?

protons

science side sounds quite positive today

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 8:37 am

don't be that person who gets bitten by a zombie but keeps it a secret from the rest of your group

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 8:40 am

if you're ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 8:42 am

if you wanna join my gang punk you gotta be hardcore. *pulls out temporary tattoos* choose a tat, but don't choose the kitty that one is mine

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 8:52 am

cute names for ur newborn child

yeehaw
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hte spaghetti
lil shit
swiggity swoner i have a boner
genocide

come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we're gonna be late

how is that pronounced

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 8:56 am

"please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap"

because it's a fucking secret rite

secret boobs

secret bra

secret

#the first rule of boob club is don't talk about boobs

don't tell Victoria we founf out her secret

oh jesus fucking christ

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 8:57 am

how do you do the date thing

come with me to a movie and i'll show you

that was smooth as fuck

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 8:59 am

if you think you're unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and all of them got laid

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 9:01 am

i have the sex appeal of a math book

idk man, i've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "fuck me"

that was smooth as fuck

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 9:02 am

"if lily potter had an abortion, then who would stop voldemort?"

neville longbottom

jesus christ read the books

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 9:06 am

"Oedipus!"
"I'm coming Mother!"
"So soon?"

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 9:07 am

i just realized they call a show's first episode its pilot because it's the first thing that puts them on air

por **melpomene** Lun 26 Ene 2015, 9:10 am

Bueno, basta.

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