the real heroes.

how pisces sees the signs.
aries: hOLD ME
taurus: live long and prosper, my friend
gemini: ok but why are you yelling
cancer: u da real mvp
leo: high quality trash
virgo: yall are judgemental but i still like u?
libra: shUT UP I SWEAR
scorpio: MY MAIN BITCH
sagittarius: quit hurting my feelings!!!!!
capricorn: home dawg
aquarius: hate me cuz you ain't me
pisces: i'm the alpha. love u boo

the signs as words.
Aries: anyway
Taurus: why
Gemini: no
Cancer: okay
Leo: maybe
Virgo: yeah
Libra: literally
Scorpio: ew
Sagittarius: sigh
Capricorn: nope
Aquarius: fuck
Pisces: what

the signs in las vegas.
aries: drunk af and yelling at people but not realizing it
taurus: always sat by the bar laughing at you
gemini: doesn't shut up about how the trip is awesome and how drunk they are
cancer: cries when realizes they won't find a significant other in vegas
leo: gets any girl or guy they want and wants to be the one who hooked up most
virgo: finds out they actually really like partying and gets really drunk and funny
libra: flirts with literally everyone they see and never leaves their friends
scorpio: the party animal who everyone flirts with
sagittarius: wants to know every single corner of the city and tries literally everything vegas has to offer
capricorn: spends the night in the casinos playing and drinking
aquarius: the funny friend who wants to get a girl or a guy for you but ends up hooking up with them
pisces: the one who's fascinated by the place and is always like 'holy shit did you see that'