Astronauts and all.

Once upon a time there was a man named Yannis. He wanted to earn money so he opened a bakery called Yannis’ Bakery. He made lots of tasty pastry and sweet things which made everyone’s hearts and stomachs happy.

But one day, Yannis got an unfriendly customer. This person had a very mean face. They looked at Yannis’ food and then frowned. “Your food is too expensive. You should lower the price if you want more customers.”

Yannis was upset. But he did not falter. “If I open a bakery and bake bread to make a living you don’t come to dictate the price. Fuck you. It’s my shop. These are my croissants.” He then promptly lifted his hand to put on display his middle finger. “If you want to buy something cheap then you can buy Jack Bevan for two fifty in whatever currency you choose. Otherwise please kindly get the fuck out of my bakery.