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rabioheab escribió:

Best Ways To Get Back At Your Parents When You’re Mad At Them

• do the worm in the middle of the kitchen floor for hours and don’t stop when they tell you to
  
• buy thousands of tubes of toothpaste
  
• repeatedly smash eggs against your head in front of them
  
• hire a death metal band to play at your house 24/7
  
• shave off half of one of their eyebrows while they sleep

Mainstream. escribió:

Lena escribió:escribi nuestra historia....de como dos minas se conocieron con una conversacion tipo:

*mp a la lenu*
"hola! soy ethel, amigo de mahia"

*mp a la ethel*
"Hola! agregame al feis y...
-COMPRA DNA.
-ZAYN SALI DE ACA!"

*mp respuesta a la lenu*
"ya te agrego y..
-TE DIGO QUE COMPRES DNA.
-PERO ANDATE A LA MIERDA NEGRO METIDO"

y así hasta que creció nuestra amistad c: ah.

onda que soy amigo de mahia, re amigo, super amigos *salian superman, mujer maravilla y los otros a pegarle por plagear el nombre* ah.

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This scene gets a lot better when you learn that it was improvised. They were supposed to share a long hug, but as Shrek picked Shadow up, he realized the characters just wouldn’t be fulfilled unless they demonstrated their love for each other. Shrek went in for the kiss and Shadow reciprocated perfectly, creating the most passionate love scene in cinematic history.