shut up and make me a sandwich ✌

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like harry styles, louis tomlinson, liam payne, zayn malik, and niall horan.
You: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
You: YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hi :)
Stranger: hyper are u
You: no im you
Stranger: u me
You: yah thats how thing work here
You: things*
Stranger: who am i going to marry in future future me
You: my super mega mind says you are going to marry harry styles
You: and that rhymes
Stranger: harry edwrd styles cox
You: i think i should become in a raper
You: i dont know how many harrys styles do u know?
You: i just say what my mind shows
Stranger: hahaha alot like the one from england that have green beautiful eyes and curly hair
You: let me think a little more
You: maybe i can see a picture
You: mmm
You: curls
You: yeah
Stranger: haha really really
You: i think that harry is the one you are going to marry
Stranger: hahaha really harry
Stranger: when is the wedding
You: let me think a little bit more
You: i can see something that seems like 2020
Stranger: yeah yeah harry u are the future me is great
You: ask anything
You: i can see something related to kids
You: do you want kids?
You: and this guy harry wants kids too?
Stranger: that what i was about to ask how many kids
You: great because that means that this is really working
You: mmm a girl and a boy
You: really cute kids actually
Stranger: harry will name the girl darcy
You: maybe
Stranger: and the boy
You: luke maybe?
Stranger: marcel
You: marcel
You: sounds cool
You: but this kid seems will be a rebel
Stranger: high five future me
You: here we gooo
Stranger: harry ur funny
You: thanks i guess
Stranger: haha wow
You: and what about you? can't you see something about your future life?
You: maybe in a few years you can start doing this stuff you know
You: life gets heavy sometimes
Stranger: yes being artist meeting u and the boys being simger
You: and people have to do this kind of things
You: oh, meeting me
You: that sounds really really cool
You: and where? can you tell me?
Stranger: yup i think and draw u and the boys
You: something cooler than starbucks please
Stranger: resturant
You: thats where girls always want to meet me and i got bored
You: oh
You: you're my type of girl
Stranger: really
You: really
Stranger: thanks
You: welcome
You: do you want me to give you a dog or a cat? just wondering
You: people says that pets are good gifts
Stranger: yup my mum have five
You: sounds cute
Stranger: ond two birds
You: ohh thats lovely isnt it?
Stranger: and hamster
You: oh i love hamsters
Stranger: yes i love them and to tell u i am not type of girl who fangirling
You: thats wonderful because i feel awkward when girls fangirl over me
You: i dont think i deserve it
Stranger: i know i know how u feel my uncle is important man
Stranger: and the people now that i am his niece
You: oooh i can see
Stranger: yup
You: its weird when that happens lol
Stranger: yup very weird
You: before keep this talk future wife i need to know your name
Stranger: toti
You: now you are mrs styles
You: do you like it? ;)
Stranger: and now the flirt begin
Stranger: i like it
You: great
You: so *coughs*
Stranger: so let know about each other
You: great
You: do i have to start?
Stranger: yes
You: i'm uhm harry
You: and i dont like to be quick when i speak
You: and that rhymes too
Stranger: i know that i dont like it too and i am very shy
Stranger: with strangers
Stranger: and what else mr styles
You: well
You: i like animals
You: and i like to be nice with people because it costs nothing
You: and you?
Stranger: i like to be nice to every one i like cats and birds i am very shy i love to sing
Stranger: u like shy girls right
You: yeah
You: because its cute when you make them blush haha
Stranger: haha
You: and its nicer to hug a cute girl than a bitchy girl lol
Stranger: wow they wrote alot of thing about u in stories i know it not true yes
Stranger: did u ever loved some one before
You: yeah i know
You: i read some of them haha
You: uhm, yeah
You: and you?
Stranger: i had a crush on my big cousin but he have alot of gf he is player my mum know
Stranger: she sid not to feel in love with a player and he tried alot with me but i hate him
Stranger: did u ever played a girl
You: no
You: i just think i fell in love just once
Stranger: i had a bf before but now no
You: never played with girls, its disgusting
You: oh i'm sorry
Stranger: i know u are so kind with girls
You: im glad you appreciate that
Stranger: i like u but not as fangirl like a
You: i'd like to get to know to of you personally
You: *some
Stranger: i like
Stranger: sing and draw
You: i like to sing too and to write
You: what do you like to draw?
Stranger: i dont lkie food
Stranger: flowers animals
You: cool
Stranger: i know
You: do you take lessons?
Stranger: when i was young now no
Stranger: can u come to chatzy
You: sure
You: i have enough time
Stranger: onwe min
Stranger: [Tienes que estar registrado y conectado para ver este vínculo]
You: i'm there
Stranger: okay talk to u there
You: bye i guess?
Stranger: bye

y así es como sin que yo diga una puta palabra y sin usar más que mi humor, la gente se cree que soy harry styles.

si paso más de 2 días sin escuchar ni una canción de one direction me pongo insoportable, te juro.

cuando mi papá me dice Lou me dan muchos feels, idk.

esto es lo que tenía en el perfil:

mis novelas:

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novelas que leo:

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tu avy y tu firma no son sanos para mí.